The Funny

The Funny is a quality one can possess. It was invented by a short man named Despacito in the year 1996, when he made a Funny about a friend's mother's extreme and morbid obesity.

What Is A Funny?
A funny simply refers to a procedure done in hospitals to reduce stress and sterilise a puppy. It is usually undertaken through the game Minceraft, rather than being done directly onto the dog to remove his genitalia and make him unable to breed with other dogs."Some people find this to be weird and cruel and unwholesome, but my dog has been so chillaxed since we tried using The Funny on her. Ten out of ten, would definitely use again on my son!' - Real 5-star review of The Funny"So, why don't you get your own funny today? Buy right now, and the first ten people to purchase it will go into a raffle to win the State of Tennessee. So, what are you waiting for? I sure would not pass up a stake in Tennessee, so why would you? Call in now at 1-234-567 (890).

Virginity
Virginity is a known side effect of The Funny. Unfortunately, scientiss have not yet discovered a cure for virginity, so we just have to live with it. But still, even if you're a virgin, you could still have a chance to go into a raffle draw to win the entire state of Tennessee: that's right, I'm talking all seven million of the state's wonderful residents. I'm talking it's inspiring mountains and fits lovely, heartwarming country music. So, what the hell are you waiting for? Call in now t order your brand new Funny or you may miss out on this splendid deal!

Death of The Funny (2017)
Forkknife is a first-person multiplayer shooter game first homesliced by Epic Games in the year 2017 BC.