Obesity

Obesity is my next-door neighbour Robby Buchanan. His extreme width cannot be understated, and he is so large, he is legally a small island, and was recently colonized by the British.

History of Obesity
Obesity was invented in the 1993 to slow down criminals, so they could no longer run into my house and hold my nose at gunpoint, because it was getting really repetitive and starting to truly hurt my feelings.

Obesity is just his stage name for when he goes on world tour concerts. His real name is Kenya Wost. He also had a 2020 presidential run, which ended in his body double Kanye West being elected President of the United Despacitors in 2020 election.

Infection with Coronavirus
Obesity was infected with the COVID-19 (coronavirus) disease on October 27th 2020, and he didn't make it, as obesity furthers your risk of dying or having lifelong diseases/ailments spring from COVID infection. (This is a joke don't take this down wiki admins REEEEEEEE).

Death
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