Yo Mama So...

This article serves as a list of all of the best Yo Mama jokes I have found during my time on this Earth and my playful banter with mates, with jokes being at the expense of our mothers. The best ones are enboldened.

Yo momma so UGLY

 * She walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job.
 * She walked into an ugly competition and they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
 * Her birth certificate is an apology letter from the c0nd0m factoryHad to do this so it would be able to stay up :/
 * She turned Medusa to stone
 * People dress up as her for Halloween
 * She made an onion cry

Yo momma so FAT

 * When she fell down on the ground, nobody laughed, but the pavement cracked up.
 * She's got more rolls than the a little overpriced but charming local deli where the guy knows what you want each time you come and greets you with an authentic smile which really makes your area feel like a real community
 * When she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
 * When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
 * She is legally a small island and was recently colonised by the British to become the Colony of Yo Mama
 * She ate a whole pizza...hut
 * I walked around her, and then I got lost
 * Whenever she steps on a scale, it says 'to be continued'
 * If I had a cent for every pound she weighs, I could pay off the national debt
 * She doesn't eat with a fork, rather a forklift
 * She was born on January 26--and 27, and 28.
 * She went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and just told the waiter, "Okay."

Yo momma so DUMB

 * It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
 * She thought a quarterback was a refund
 * She was run over by a parked car
 * When thieves broke into the house and stole the TV, she chased after them to tell them they forgot the remote
 * She drove to an orphanage to tell Yo Mama jokes

Yo momma so DISGUSTING

 * The airport sushi finds her disgusting.

Yo momma so OLD

 * She was there when the Queen was born. She was there when the baby Jesus was born. She was even there when Miss Br0ckett was born!!!!!!!1

Yo momma so POOR

 * The ducks throw bread at her
 * She couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you

Yo momma so PATHETIC

 * She gave birth to you