Tennessee

Tennessee, formally The Glorious Democratic Republic of Eastern Tennessee, is a kingdom/empire which rules the Earth and all of its properties therein.

It was founded in the year 1796 after Your Mum went off on a voyage around the world, before settling in the land that today composes Eastern Tennessee, near where Memphis is, I guess.

Famous
Tennessee is known for two reasons, and two reasons only. It is known for being my home country, along with Arstotzka, which I have dual citizenship of. It is also known for one other reason: being the home of Jack Daniels whiskey. Both of these (Jack Daniels, and me) are both equally known, so I'm not really sure which one is more famous).

Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels. You may or may not have heard of it. It's a little-known, small brewer from right here in Tennessee

Celebrities of Tennessee
Tennessee is home to tons of famous celebrities. They all seem to come from right here! Some of them are:


 * Your Mum
 * Moe Syzlak (the bartender from The Simpsons)
 * Kanye West
 * Notch, creator of Minecraft
 * Donald Trump
 * Julius Caesar
 * Eskimos
 * Freddie Mercury
 * Andy Griffiths
 * Terry Denton
 * Ben Shapiro
 * Homeslice
 * Danny DeVito
 * Spongebob SquarePants
 * Gene the Emoji
 * Queen Elizabeth II's Evil Twin
 * Perry the Platypus
 * Mickey Mouse's teenage son who is in the army and presumed dead (M.I.A.)