HASS

HASS is the largest furry club in the state of Tennessee.

Some Facts About HASS, wreeten en domboos ingelsh
The rest of this will be written in DUMBO ENGLISH:

hullo und wulcom to zis paje, ie hopp yue kann lern things aboot veh fing we hav comm to noe as 'HASS'.

ie stell romombier mie fierst HASS klaess liek et woz yostordai. ie rememar that toucher of HASS lyessons woz man kaelled mizzir gernsurn. hee stortide klaesses bie compelementen mi matha en er 'gud laks' end 'enkredoel poresanalitie'. hee woz dieplie en luv wiv diz gerl cald mi mam, end wood doe enni-theng too wien hiere aproovale.

thenk yoo fer reeding dis ut i moost leeve yoo nowe duye too mie creppelen hod-oche. mi molto spiacente in italiano!