Dark mode

DARK MODE IS WHAT ALL OF THE COOL KIDS USE, AND! YEAH! YOU DON'T EVEN USE DARK MODE! HHAHAHAHA WHAT A NOOB. IMAGINE NO EVEN USING DARK MODE, WHAT A NOOB! HAHAHAHA YOU DONUT EVE USE DARK MODE.

GO AWAY, GO KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR LAUGH AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR STUDY TO BECOME BETTER AT SCHOOL! HA! WHAT A NOOB DORKUS. ME AND THE DARK MODE GANG (ME, MYSELF AND I) ARE HANGIN' AND USING DARK MODE WHILE YOU AIN'T, JUST SOME LOSER WITH A GIRLFRIEND AND GOOD MATES AND A SUPPORTIVE FAMILY AND A GOOD FUTURE.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

DON'T EVEN TRY TP JOIN US HERE IN THE DARK MODE GANG!

AND NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY GOOD MATES, OR EVEN ANY FRIENDS AT ALL. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY GOOD ACQUAINTAINCES, OR EVEN BAD ONES AS THAT...IT HONESTLY MAKES ME VERY SAD AND HURTS ME DEEPLY. I ALSO DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND THOUGH THAT DOESN'T DISTURB ME A LOT AT THE MOMENT, IT MAKES ME WORRY THAT I WILL NO HAVE ANY DESCENDANTS AND SINCE I AM THE LAST MAN LEFT IN MY FAMILY THAT WOULD MEAN THE DEATH OF THE NAME. AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. SO THAT IS WHY I AM VER INSECURE SBOUT THAT. AS WELL AS THAT, I USED TO BE A SMART KID, ONE OF THE MOST GIFTED AND I WOULD WIN SPELLING BEES AND OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT, BUT THEN IT HAPPENED. AND BY 'IT', I MEAN THAT I LOST MY SKILL. I WAS OVERTAKEN BY OTHER KIDS AND I STOPPED TRING AND I PAID THE PRICE FOR IT. I AM NOW FAILING OUT OF MY SCIENCE CLASS AT THE MOMENT AND HAVE NO CLEA CAREER PATH, I'LL PROBABLY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO GO OFF TO OLLEGE AT THIS RATE. AND I MEANT TO WRITE COLLEGE NOT OLLEGE BUT THE COMPUTER IS NOT LETTING ME BACKSPAE OR MOVE THE CURSOR SO WHEN I MAKE A SPELLING ERROR YOU GUYS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK IT AL UP, OK?

OKAY I AM GLAD THAT YOU ALL UNDERSTOOD THAT

WELL I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I AM OING TO TALK ABOU NOW SINCE I AM JUST RANDOML RAMBLING EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN COUNTS AS RAMBLING AND THE REASON FOR THAT IS BECAUSE MY MOUTH IS NOT EVEN OPEN AS I SPAM THESE WORDS THROUGH MY KEYBOARD, MOVING MY FINGERS A LOT AND IT WOULD LOOK REALLY COOL, ALMST AS OF IT WAS SPED UP IF YOU WERE TO WACH ME TYPE THIS IN FRM BEHIND WHWRE I AM STANDING FROM BEHIND WHWRE I AM STANDING THOUGH IT DOES MEA THAT I WILL BE MAKING MANY ERRORS ESPECIALY IN THE FORM OF THE SPELING BU I MUST G NOW BECAUSE MY SONG HAS ENDED AD NOW I NEED TO MAKE A TREK OVER TO THE CD PLAYER AD PRESS THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON BCAUSE THE DAMN THING ISNOT VERY SMART IN FACT IT IS SO VERY DUMB THAT IT REQUIRES ME TO GO UP TO IT AND TELL IT'PLAY THE NEXT SONG' (I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE T TELL IT, I JUST HAVE TO PRESS A HUTTON ON IT WHICH LOOK S LIKE A TRIANGLE WHICH IS NEXT TO A BLACK BOX BUT THE TRIANGLE IS RED AND THAT REPRESENTS SKIP TO NEXT OR SOMETHING, I DO NOT KNOW AS I DID NIT READ THE OWNER'S MANUAL

TO BE FAIR WHO EVEN READS OWNER'S MANUALS? WHO HAS THE TIME? I KNOW THAT I SURE AS HELL DON'T, ESPECIALLY QITH ALL O HE RANDOM STUFF THAT I DO BE PROCRASTINATIN RIGHT NOW. AND LOOK AT ME, TALKIN AND WHININ LIKE A HOOD MAN, I COULD DO DA WORLD A FAVOUR AND RID IT OF YA, BUT THEN I'D BE BLOWIN' MA LIFE IN THE PRISON CELLAR, FOOL, AND I'M THE KINDA GUY THAT HOMIES WANA BE LIKE LIVIN LIFE DO OR DIE, YO, WHAT DO YOU SEE? I'M 15 NOW BUT WILL I LIVE TO SEE SIX-A-TEEN? THE WAY THINGS IS GOING, I DUNNO....

TELL ME WHY ARE WE, SO BLIND TO SEE? THAT THE ONES WE HURT, ARE YOU AND ME. I BEEN SPENDING MOST MY ;IFE LIVIN IN A GNGSTA'S PARADISE, BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVIN IN A GSNGAT'S PARADISE. IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE LIVIN IN DA GANGSTA;S PARADISE=--BUT YOU'D PROB'LY THINK I BITES LIVIN IN THE GAGSRA'S PARADISE

LOOK A THE ISTUATION THEY GOT ME FACIN I WAS RAISED BY THE STREET I BEEN TAZED BY THE FLEET. S I GOTTA GE DOWN WITH THE HEAD TEAM: TO MUCH TELEVISION WATCHING GOY M CHASING DREAMS"I WON THE 2020 ELECTION, BY A LOT! --Big Bird""THEY CALL ME THE KING OF THE SPREADSHEETS, I GOT EM ALL PRINTED OUT ON MY BEDSHEETS' --me"You know what really annoys me? Caps lock, I finally figured how to turn it off, It is so annoying!

Yeah bro it's everyday bro on the Disney Channel flow: ten subscribers in six months---never done before, crushed all the competition man, yo momma is next."

I am have extreme cool

This article was directed towards the following people: Josh, Eli, Jack, my buddy Buster and sorta Luke but not really bc SIMP