Donald J. Trump

Il president di Stati Unitensi, Donald Trump e with an accent alta e grassa.

The president of the United States, Donald Trump is tall and fat.

President Donald John “Homeslice” Trump, also known as HOMESLICE, is a sauce used on the pork in high-quality Chinese restaurants.

Donald is used for the sole purpose of adding flavour to a meal, which he can do with relative ease. He works especially well on pork, my homeslices.

Taste
HOMESLICE can enhance the taste of everything. HOMESLICE is just that great, you have got to try it out! (Please note, it’s only good on food).

I recommend you try it. To quote the Whiskas Cat Food advert, “8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskey”, 8 out of 10 cats prefer Homeslice as the sauce on their evening food, which is all gel-ish and gross. Che schifo!

Marriage and Retirement
Donald J. “Homeslice” Trump got married to Me in the summer of 2025. Nobody knows why. Donald has since retired from being a flavour-enhancing ingredient and now lives a quiet life in the Tennessee countryside serving as the 711th president of the United States of America.

Presidency
Donald is the leader of a little-known nation called The United States of A. Ruling from The White House in my state of Tennessee, Donald has ruled the USA since late 2016, when his army conquered the Obama-Hillary Army to take four-year control of the USA. This is a process known as elections of presidents.

A ‘president’ is a sauce which tastes good on a hot dog, but not so good on a live pufferfish. For example, former President Bill Clinton was BBQ Rib Sauce: perfect on a dog, but sucky on a “pesce palla vivo”, to say it in Italiano.