The Big Conspiracy

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code. I've figured out the shadowy organisations. And the Illuminati? Well they know that they're finally primed...for world domination!

And soon you've got...

 * Black helicopters coming across the border
 * Puppetmasters for the New World Order

Be aware : there's always someone that's watching you.

The Government
Yet still, the government won't admit they:


 * Faked the whole moon landing


 * Thought control rays


 * Psychotronic scanning

But don't mind that. I'm protected: I made this hat, with aluminium-foil!

Where I had my hat foil-lined, for when an alien's inclined to probe your face or read your mind. Looks a bit peculiar, seems a little crazy---but someday, I'll prove: there's a big conspiracy.